From the Desk of A Fine Bearded Gentleman Who Deserves Your Respect And Attention:
Beards Make You Look More Attractive...
But YOUR beard looks like a hairball caught in the bottom of a shower drain!
Coarse and cataclysmically unruly...
Everyone knows that a magnificent beard is a centerpiece for a man's face, nay his entire existence!
But not yours chap...
Your beard, when left unpolished, looks like a rat's nest made out of steel wool and toilet bowl brushes...
And there is nothing less refined than a beard that is filled to the brim with dandruff and self doubt...
But Fret Not,
My Good Man!
Polished Gentleman is here to help you tame your man mane and reclaim your follicle glory!
Made with superior natural and organic ingredients our beard products are perfect for that embarrassment you call five o'clock shadow...
Behold! The Beard Enhancement Kit!
It's like Male Enhancement, but for barren face cheeks...
The Polished Gentleman Beard Enhancement Kit is the ONLY beardly bundle equipped with the tools you need to grow the beard you've always wanted...
Here's Everything You Get With the Beard Enhancement Kit:
Beard Thickening Shampoo
Our Beard Thickening Shampoo leaves your face forest, thicker than a jungle and fuller than a Mexican restaurant's bathroom on a Taco Tuesday. Muy caliente!
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Propanediol, Polysorbate 80, Cellulose Gum, Xanthan Gum, Manihot Esculenta (Tapioca) Starch, Palmitoyl Oligopeptide, Palmitoyl Tetrapeptide-7, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Niacinamide, Biotin, Panthenol (Vit B5), Galactoarabinan, Oat Amino Protein, Serenoa Serrulata Fruit Extract, Mica, Flonac Pearl MF-10C, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Oil, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Oil, Peppermint Oil, Centipeda Cunninghamii (Cehami), Leptospermum Scoparium (Manuka) Mel, Malus Domestica Fruit Cell Culture Extract , Glycerin, Lecithin, Honey (Mel), Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Phenoxyethanol
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Beard Softening Conditioner
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Behentrimonium Methosulphate, Dimethicone, Emulsifying Wax, Panthenol (Vit B5), Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Niacinimide, Palmitoyl Oligopeptide, Palmitoyl Tetrapeptide-7, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Oat Amino Protein, Galactoarabinan, Citrus Sinensis (Orange) Peel Oil, Peppermint Oil, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Oil, Biotin, Serenoa Serrulata Fruit Extract, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Malus Domestica Fruit Cell Culture Extract, Lecithin, Phenoxyethanol, XanthanGum
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Beard Growth Oil
Our Premium Beard Growth Oil gives your skin and beard hair the nutrients it needs to grow into the beautiful conversation starter that it should be...
Olea Europaea (Olive Oil) Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower Oil) Ricinus Communis (Castor Oil) Persea Gratissima (Avocado Oil) Prunus Dulcis (Almond Oil) Argania Spinosa (Argon Oil) Cucurbita Pepo (Pumpkin Seed Oil) Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba Oil) Helianthus Annuus (and) Rosmarinus officinalis (Sunflower Seed Oil & Rosemary Extract) Cedrus Atlantica (Cedarwood Oil) Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree Oil) Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
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Beard Shaping Balm
And our Beard Shaping Balm, which helps to tame your savage beard for the first time ever in your adult life by shaping and holding your beard how you want it all day long...
Prunus Dulcis (Almond Oil), Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Cocos Nucifera (Coconut Oil), Cera Flava (Beeswax), Cedrus atlantica (Cedarwood Oil), Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree Oil)
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And that’s not all.
This kit includes all the above qualities and more:
Superior Ingredients
We only use all natural and organic ingredients that are healthy for your beard and skin. As well, you can impress the ladies with your ingredient conscious skincare routine... They love that sort of thing ;)
Smell Good
Our beard products have no obnoxious scent... Instead we use a combination of oils that act as a natural deodorant for your beard and give your hair a fresh clean smell... How is that for an aphrodisiac?
An Easy to Use
4-Step Routine
The Beard Enhancement Kit is easy to use! Just follow the directions written on each product.
It's a simple 4-step routine...
Step One: Beard Conditioner
Use the beard conditioner in the shower to make that steel wool you call a beard feel softer than the feathers of a baby duckling wrapped in a snuggie...
Step Two: Beard Shampoo
Use the beard shampoo in the shower to clean your beard and strengthen individual hairs so that your beard can appear much thicker and fuller... Just as you would use normal shampoo for your hair!
Step Three: Beard Oil
Next, use the beard oil to give your hair the nutrients it needs for longterm growth...
Step Four: Beard Balm
And last but not least, shape your mane how you want with the beard balm to have a hold that lasts all day!
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The Results Are In...
In a recent non-scientific, but very informative, fixed study...
It was found that 102.7% of a
man's confidence is derived directly from the brilliance and stature of his glorious cheek bushes.
If you're ready to cast off that
patchy tumbleweed that you've been calling facial hair and dive into
a luscious full and altogether more manageable beard, then let's get you polished up...
ORDER YOUR POLISHED GENTLEMAN BEARD ENHANCEMENT KIT FOR
50% OFF TODAY ONLY!
The Polished Gentleman
Beard Enhancement Kit
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Beard Thickening Shampoo ($15 Value)
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Beard Softening Conditioner (A $15 Value)
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Beard Growth Oil (A $13 Value)
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Beard Shaping Balm (A $13 Value)
A Total Value Of $56
FOR JUST $28
(But ONLY When You Order Today!)
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Oh, still haven't heard enough?
Well then behold, the shining accountings of those who have purchased before you. Don't you want to be like them?
